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Jared Porcenaluk working the rigging of a boat while talking about working on the weekends as a software engineer.
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On Working Weekends

Jared Porcenaluk looking worried towards some hair in a bag.
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On Hair In A Bag

"Need" is a black-and-white word. "Want" is a gray word.
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On Gray Words

Jared with angel wings
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On The Meaning Of Production

How I Got a Foot In The Door Of Coding
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On A Foot In The Door

Pushing emails on time is hard, why not automate it?
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On Automation

Jared Porcenaluk looking at two options: one a big dump truck, the other a sports car. Which makes sense to choose as a software engineer?
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On Sane Tradeoffs

Jared Porcenaluk, looking concerned, surrounded by books.
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On Nightstands

Jared Porcenaluk thinking about all the time he has spent working on vacation, a waste of both.
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On Toes In The Water

Jared Porcenaluk pleading to the God File for mercy. It hath no mercy.
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On The God File

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You Found It

I didn’t want to reveal this, but since you’ve investigated so closely you’ll be rewarded. I’m a lizard person. And there are millions like me. Your neighbors, your friends, your aunts and uncles. Especially your aunts and uncles. They are all lizard people. Now the question is: what will you do with this information? And who will believe you?

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