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Jared Porcenaluk
Jared Porcenaluk, looking concerned, surrounded by books.
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On Nightstands

Jared Porcenaluk thinking about all the time he has spent working on vacation, a waste of both.
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On Toes In The Water

Jared Porcenaluk pleading to the God File for mercy. It hath no mercy.
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On The God File

Jared Porcenaluk with a brain overlaid on top of him.
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On Stack Overflow

Jared Porcenaluk as debater, or ENTP personality.
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On Technological Debates

Making decisions quickly
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On Deciding Quickly

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On Motivation

The Handshake Protocol Podcast cover image, with Jared Porcenaluk smiling and the Handshake Protocol Podcast logo in the background.
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Handshake Protocol Podcast Out March 1st!

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Setting Release Version Via Branch Name Using GitHub Actions

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The Layoff Reboot: A Software Engineer’s Guide To Thriving After Being Laid Off

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You Found It

I didn’t want to reveal this, but since you’ve investigated so closely you’ll be rewarded. I’m a lizard person. And there are millions like me. Your neighbors, your friends, your aunts and uncles. Especially your aunts and uncles. They are all lizard people. Now the question is: what will you do with this information? And who will believe you?

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